Showing posts with label Funny Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stories. Show all posts

Caricature .. Ronaldo loves Perez 100%



The Spanish newspaper "Sport" Threw light on the statements of Portuguese star Cristiano Ronaldo about his views on recent deals of his club Real Madrid and the policy of his administration in the last period of the summer transfer window.
The newspaper published a drawing "cartoon" about a shift in the statements

Caricature ..Ancelotti envies Mourinho complaining of inequality

Management of  Real Madrid Continue in the policy of blockade and impose silence on the Italian coach Carlo Ancelotti about unsatisfactory

Stoke City goalkeeper enters the Guinness Book of Records for his goal in Southampton! Watch



Goalkeeper Asmir Begovic scores a goal of the longest distance in the history of football at all.


Asmir Begovic taking place in the Guinness Book of World Records, after he managed to score a goal from the longest distance in the history.

The owner of the 27-year-old was able to kick a long ball from his own goal to rival nets in Southampton in the league match, which ended in a draw 1-1 teams.

And he shot the ball in the 13th second of the match time for cheating Southampton goalkeeper and find their way around the net, announcing the go-ahead goal.

According to calculations, the ball broke off distance of 91.9 meters, to take her place in the annals of the Guinness Book of Records.


the Bosnian player said in his remarks to the official website for the club commenting on the matter: "I feel a wonderful sense because I was awarded  in this way, and as a goalkeeper I did not expect such a thing to happen to me, I did not expect to have this kind of records."

The player mentioned that will keep these distinctive memory , saying: "I will enjoy that moment always keep it."

Begovic joined to a small number of goalkeepers who were able to score goals in the Premier League when he was discovered by Southampton.

The most prominent of the Goalkeepers , who were able to score goals in the Premier league Peter Schmeichel, Brad Friedel, Paul Robinson, and Tim Howard.


Cristiano Ronaldo from Real into the world of Formula (Video)





Video for "Cristiano Ronaldo", the star of "Real Madrid", reviews his soccer skills to enter the ball inside the car, "McLaren 650S".
In a non-traditional challenge between the star "Cristiano Ronaldo" and "Jenson Button," racing driver "Formula One", Circuit "Jarama" have seen in the Spanish capital "Madrid" reviews of the parties, in their respective fields.
"Patton" led several acrobatic movements in the ring using a car "McLaren 650S" while "Ronaldo" tried to enter the ball during rotation of the car around itself very quickly.
And "Ronaldo" appears in the video after it taking  a tour in the car with "Patton," which drove it in the circuit quickly exceeded 245 km / h, according to the British newspaper "Daily Mail".
Ronaldo did not stop at this step but he also drove the car himself in a quick tour never worn the helmet as "Patton" did but he was accompanied by one of the architects "McLaren" team in racing "Formula One".


It is worth mentioning that the company "Tag Heuer", specialized in the manufacture of luxury watches, are organized this challenge in a series of challenges sponsored bearing the slogan "Do not mistake under pressure."

Photos… Wenger fall to the ground after an embarrassing five-Liverpool




Liverpool
5 – 1
Arsenal

"101 Great Goals" website published images  coach Arsene Wenger current coach of Arsenal fall, and after the game that brought his club with Liverpool in the framework of the round of 25 matches from rounds of Premier League football.


And the Liverpool Reds managed to crush Arsenal Gunners on Stadium Anfield with a big result of five goals to one goal in a shocking result for the fans and for the club, who lost the top of the Premier League after this defeat to in favor of the Chelsea Blues.
The veteran Arsene Wenger has attacked his players after this humiliating defeat and did not exclude any extent of the attack in which he criticized all players, both in the defensive line or the offensive line for the team because of not providing expected performance in today's match.
It is worth mentioning that this defeat dropped the club Arsenal in second place in the classification of the English Premier League football with 55 points and made ​​Chelsea at the top of the tournament after beating Newcastle today, bringing the tally to 56 points, while Manchester City coming in third place with 54 points.
Wenger said "We were bad in defense and attack while Liverpool playing for very well, our fans were in the case of a race against time over ninety minutes while we were not as well unfortunately."
And he went on saying, "this is not enough, I join myself to this performance, which raised questions around us. Matter on how our response to this challenge."
Before all of this Arsenal will host Manchester United team in the Premier League next Wednesday and Wenger is hoping that Arsenal offers a good payoff in front of the defending champions. 




David Moyes set off a revolution of laugh on web pages



Technical Manager of the Reds became a cause for laugh and ridicule among the supporters of the club
After Manchester United team receiving a stinging defeat at home to Chelsea, 3-1, kicked off the jokes and ridicule from David Moyes artistic director of Manchester United on the pages of the famous social networking site such as Facebook and Twitter.
Where the Red Devils fans suffer from seeing the reigning Premier League team in seventh place in the table of the Premier League standings this season, which is the first season for the Scottish coach David Moyes, who succeeded fellow legendary coach Sir Alex Ferguson.
The irony did not affect Moyes, but also affected the team players such as Chris Smoling and Rafael and Anderson and Fellaini. 

If you missed the sarcasm and jokes about David Moyes and Manchester United after the defeat of Chelsea, the site "Gate 101 SCORE" compiled the funniest comics on Manchester United after the loss of heavy blues.







Borussia Dortmund coach dreams of second place behind Bayern Munich



Borussia Dortmund coach Klopp Jurgen promised to celebrate in his own way in the case of the occupation of his team finished second in the Bundesliga this season behind Bayern Munich... and Klopp promise was a bit strange and, as usual, he showed a sense of humor that enjoys doing.


And Klopp said in a lengthy interview with the newspaper "Der Western” German "Bundesliga if we finished in second place  ... I will look for a truck to drive it in the garden of my house."
Jurgen Klopp added: "If anyone does not want to celebrate  ... I will do it myself."
Klopp still believes that Bayern team cannot be defeated having confirmed a few days ago that the top clubs such as Real Madrid is unable to compete with the Bavarian club... he Returned again to confirm it.
He concluded: "I will not be for me a disappointment to be in the table behind a very good team  ... I do not find in the world a competitive team And face-to-face with Bayern Munich, Manchester City do not and Manchester United impossible and Real Madrid without thinking And Barcelona .. Maybe! ".
Earlier, Borussia Dortmund coach Fired statements which reduces from Real Madrid, where he confirmed that his rival in the Bundesliga club Bayern Munich is difficult to overcome, especially in the long-League... He acknowledged the difficulty of his team in the competition of the Bavarian club and that Real Madrid himself unable to compete with Guardiola's team in the league.
And Klopp said in remarks quoted by the German newspaper "Bild": "At the moment Real Madrid itself cannot compete with the current Bayern  ... How we can do that?” 

He quipped: "The only option for us is to catch Bayern players among themselves during the exercises."
He noted that FC Barcelona "probably" that can compete fairly reigning UEFA Champions League in Europe long.
It is well known that Klopp is one of the few coaches who speak clearly, where earlier he had called for a controversial statement, stressing that if he was at the age of four and saw Barcelona playing plays he would devote himself to play in the sport of tennis.

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